d100 Crimes you May Have Committed

This list is intended to replace Occupations in a 0-level DCC funnel involving a prison break, but who knows, it might have other uses too. The "Confiscated Evidence" column replaces trade goods and can be retrieved during the escape. Your trained weapon may also be retrieved.

It is up to you whether your character is guilty, justified, or has simply been framed.

d%	Crime	Trained Weapon	Confiscated Evidence
1	Abandonment of Post	Longsword	Insignia
2	Adulteration of Goods	Rolling pin (as club)	Sack of starch
3	Armed Robbery	Longsword	Balaclava mask
4	Arson	Firewood (as club)	Flint-lighter
5	Assassination	Dagger	Phial of random poison
6	Assault (Armed)	Knife (as dagger)	Coinpurse of 1d12 cp
7	Assault (Magical)	Staff	Black Grimoire
8	Assault (Unarmed)	Drawstring (as garrote)	Sack
9	Attempted Murder	Hatchet	Shovel
10	Banditry	Shortsword	Rope (100')
11	Begging	Stick (as club)	Beggar's bowl
12	Brandishing	Longsword	Buckler
13	Bribery	Blackjack	1d12 sp
14	Blasphemy	Staff	Holy symbol
15	Breaking and Entering	Hammer	Crowbar
16	Burglary	Dagger	Lockpicks
17	Coercion	Blackjack	Quality cloak
18	Counterfeiting	Dagger	1d20 counterfeit gp
19	Cursing (Magical)	Staff	Hex doll
20	Cursing (Obscenity)	Sling	Tablet with offensive carvings
21	Dangerous Use of Magic	Staff	Burnt hair
22	Deception by Magic	Staff	Phial of weird fluid
23	Demonic Bargaining	Dagger	Demonic symbol
24	Desecration of a Holy Site	Stick (as club)	Sack of nightsoil
25	Desertion	Spear	Hide armor
26	Destruction of Crops	Pitchfork (as spear)	Flask of oil
27	Dissidence	Quill pen (as dart)	Parchment and ink
28	Disturbing the Peace	Cudgel (as staff)	Sack of potatoes
29	Drunkenness	Tankard (as club)	Keg of ale (half-empty)
30	Embezzlement	Quill pen (as dart)	Coffer (emptied)
31	Excessive Noise	Club	Horn
32	Extortion	Blackjack	Silver band (10 sp)
33	False Confession	Club	Incriminating note, signed by you
34	Fencing of Stolen Goods	Dagger	Gems worth 2d10 sp
35	Fraud	Quill pen (as dart)	Falsified document
36	Forgery	Quill pen (as dart)	Falsified wax stamp
37	Game Fixing	Blackjack	Loaded dice
38	Gossip	Knife (as dagger)	Slanderous letter
39	Grand Larceny	Shortsword	Wagon of stolen goods
40	Grand Theft Equine	Staff	Bridle
41	Graverobbing	Shovel (as staff)	Trowel
42	Harbouring a Fugitive	Shortsword	1 fugitive (additional 0-level PC)
43	Hoarding	Pitchfork (as spear)	1 month's rations
44	Horseplay	Club	Pigskin ball
45	Imitation	Hammer	Low-quality copper ingots
46	Impersonation (Animal)	Skinner (as dagger)	Horse hide
47	Impersonation (Clergy)	Scepter (as mace)	Cassock
48	Impersonation (Guard)	Longsword	Crested heater shield
49	Impersonation (Nobility)	Dagger	Signet ring
50	Inciting Rebellion	Longsword	Facepaint
51	Inciting Fear	Wood stake (as dagger)	Garlic
52	Inciting Violence	Protest sign (as club)	1d12 rotten tomatoes
53	Insubordination	Spear	Brigandine armor
54	Interfering with Fey	Trowel (as dagger)	Suspicious mushrooms
55	Kidnapping	Blackjack	Sack with drawstring
56	Loitering	none	none
57	Mind-Altering Magicks	Stirrer (as club)	Pouch of magical herbs
58	Mugging	Knife (as dagger)	Fistwraps
59	Murder	Hatchet	Shovel
60	Murder-by-Proxy	Staff	Phial of poison
61	Necromancy	Dagger	1d12 human bones
62	Obstruction of Justice	Shortsword	Mysterious locked chest
63	Perjury	Gavel (as hammer)	Roll again for a different crime
64	Petty Theft	Club	1d4 cp
65	Pickpocketing	Dagger	Coinpurse (1d20 cp)
66	Piracy	Cutlass (as shortsword)	1 pirated RPG book
67	Public Nudity	Club	Fine suit of clothes
68	Poaching	Shortbow	Deerhide
69	Possession	Staff	Crystal ball (10sp)
70	Prison-break	Shiv (as dagger)	Sheets tied together (50')
71	Property Damage	Hammer	Broken cart
72	Racketeering	Blackjack	Shards of a broken window
73	Resisting Arrest	Club	Manacles
74	Reckless Discharge of a Missile	Shortbow	Apple with an arrow in it
75	Riot	Pitchfork (as spear)	Torch
76	Robbery of the Treasury	Dagger	Marked banknotes
77	Rustling	Crook (as staff)	1d3 sheep
78	Slander	Quill pen (as dart)	Roll of newspapers
79	Smuggling	Longsword	Illicit "salts"
80	Soliciting	Dagger	Sexy chainmail (as chainmail)
81	Swindling	Longsword	Snake oil
82	Squatting	Plank (as club)	Bedroll
83	Tax Evasion	Dagger	Golden ingot
84	Theft	Dagger	Loaf of bread
85	Torture	Hammer	Pliers
86	Treason	Longsword	Cake
87	Trespass	Hatchet	Tent
88	Unlawful Patronage	Staff	Goat marked for sacrifice
89	Unlawful Worship	Dagger	Illegal holy symbol
90	Unsanctioned Dueling	Longsword	Expensive gloves (5 gp)
91	Unsanctioned use of Magic	Staff	Pile of ashes
92	Usury	Cudgel (as staff)	Jewelry worth 10gp
93	Vagrancy	Staff	Bindle
94	Witchcraft	Broom (as staff)	Black cat
95	Wrongful Imprisonment	Club	Chain (10')
96	Wrongly Accused of [re-roll]	Take re-roll result	Take re-roll result
97	“Wrongly” Accused of [re-roll]*	Take re-roll result	Take re-roll result
98	[re-roll] and [roll again]	Take both results	Take both results
99	Conspiracy to [re-roll]	Take re-roll result	Take re-roll result
100	Serial [re-roll]	Take re-roll result	2d4 times re-roll result

*this result doesn't make you guilty, but absolutely nobody believes you

Note: Some crimes have been intentionally omitted from this list due to their particularly sensitive nature. Some heinous acts would make it very difficult to play a likeable character. Additionally, some players may feel uncomfortable playing in a game where certain freedoms are considered a crime (even if such a thing might be historically realistic). The judge may adjust the list but is encouraged to know their audience and treat serious topics with due respect.